“A bisexual woman will be easy to get in bed”

Some people will tell you that you shouldn’t date bisexual women. The story goes that bisexuals aren’t able to commit, or that they’re just going to sleep with someone else anyway, or that they’re really just lesbians that want to tease you. I am here to tell you that this is not true at all. Bisexual women are prime dating material and you really should be seeking them out.

Reputation is Key to Enjoyment

First of all, why would you want to avoid dating a woman who has a reputation for being a slut? Women with reputations let you take them to bed. Women with reputations know how to make sure you’re enjoying yourself, and they know how to make sure they enjoy themselves too. A woman who knows her way around female genitalia is low maintenance. If she tells you what gets her off and you do it, you will be giving her more orgasms than most of the men she’s ever dated. Congratulations, you are now even better in bed than you already were.

The best thing about dating a bisexual woman is, of course, that she will be much more interested in a three-way with another woman. Your average straight woman sees a ménage a trois as an opportunity for jealousy. Your bisexual woman, on the other hand, sees it as evidence that you’re up for anything even that you want to see her having fun too. When she thinks you’re in it for her pleasure, you’ve won before you even got her pants off.

How to Catch Her Eye

The best way to catch the eye of a bisexual woman is to tell her that you, too, are bisexual. When you tell a woman you’re bisexual, what she’s hearing is that you’re open-minded. You’re a little bit in touch with your softer, metrosexual side. You’ll buy her classy drinks and you’ll dress up for dates. In other words, what she hears when you call yourself bisexual is that you’re everything she wants in a gay best friend except that she gets to have sex with you too.

“A bisexual woman might land you in an angel’s threesome”

What you mean when you tell a woman you’re bisexual is that you’d really like to go to bed with both her and her hot friend.; it’s okay that you’re not both on the same page here. Many women are bisexual but only really want a long term relationship with a man. She only wants to play around with other women. That’s not a problem, after all, you want to play around with other women too. It’s a win-win situation.

The problem is that so many men in America have lost interest in playing the gentleman. Yes, dating is a game. Getting laid is a game. If you are going to make a game out of getting a woman into bed, it should be a game of chess, not Candyland; it should be a game worth winning. Anybody can win at Candyland, but not everyone can get two sexy bisexual ladies in bed.

Aim for the stars, gentlemen. Aim for the sexy, bisexual, lady-kissing stars.